A Mystery Series With Humor
Once upon a time I changed course and began writing The Matthias Jones Mysteries, a mystery series seeded with humor ...
Hamilton, New Hampshire-A Town Without Pity?
How can anything survive When these little minds tear you in two What a town without pity can do
Word and music by Dmitri Tiomkin - Ned Washington Sung by Gene Pitney 1961
OK, I'm dating myself and if you're under a hundred years old you have to be asking: who is Gene Pity? Never mind, that's not important right now. Gene Pitney was not in Hamilton New Hampshire when he moaned and groaned about the town without pity. They even made a movie with the same title!
Hamilton, New Hampshire
I was brought up in a small, then rural, town. Today everyone is on a schedule and you can expect politically correct pressure. Only a few decades ago people had more latitude as they moved through life. Distinct personalities exist in any town, but bringing people's idiosyncrasies into an exaggerated form can be funny. Hamilton, New Hampshire is nestled within the Devonshire Hills and the Atlantic Ocean, but it is also wedged between the decades. Life in this hamlet centers around Hamilton College and the prestigious and extremely wealthy Fletcher family. Human foibles abound and the banter among the town's colorful characters provides a humorous atmosphere. Yet, in the Matthias Jones Mysteries the story begins with murder.
Dick Loudon and his small town buddies
Notice Bob Newhart's incredulous expression Reminds me of the old Steeler's Wheel Song: Stuck in the Middle with You. Playing straight man to these unique characters is both exasperating and funny, but Newhart if the odd duck in Norwich, Vermont.
Let's Get a Little More Bizarre
Oliver Wendall Douglas and Co.
Oliver Wendall Douglas (Eddie Albert), an attorney in New York City, chucks his success and moves to a town without pity, Hooterville, to become a farmer. The sane Douglas is conned into buying a dump of a house by snake oil salesman, Mr. Haney, (right-back row). He is surrounded by a plethora of people who are more than just a little off their game. His wife, Lisa is a flake, the carpenters working on his house are loafers and incompetent, and the county agent, Mr. Kimball, is forgetful and rambling. Haney is just plain annoying. They all think the pig, Arnold, can talk as well as understand human conversation. Yet, Douglas is considered as the oddity. These characters make for wacky humor. The characters in the Matthias Jones Mysteries sometimes reach the Green Acres threshold, but are more in line with Newhart's citizens of Norwich, Vermont. However, transplanting a new personality into town or into a comedy provides some great banter.
Colonel Robert E. Hogan and a cast of thousands
Case in Point: A regular cast in a situation comedy set in a POW camp. How do you keep the laughs coming? Accentuate the obvious character flaws/ heroes of the main characters and whisk someone into camp to play off the cast. And you occasionally get the men out Stalog 13's emergency tunnel to Hammelburg. Matthias Jones' Hammelburg is the city Prince William, New Hampshire; his Hofbräu is Club Max.
The Hamilton Green
Matthias Jones is unnerved by the arrivals in Hamilton, but somehow endures their personal idiosyncrasies. He is usually in the midst of his coaching duties when word arrives that someone has been murdered. Jones winces every time one of the town's numerous characters becomes involved in solving the murders. Surprisingly, they know more than he thinks!
Jim and Rocky
The Rockford Files
I enjoyed The Rockford Files (even in re-runs). Stephen J. Cannel's brand of a humor places the ex-con, Jim Rockford, in harm's way, while ancillary characters provide Rockford with help and sometimes frustration. This device keeps each story fresh while tapping into Rockford's and the viewers' desire to find answers. Angel Martin (Stuart Margolin) taxes Rockford's patience. Angel is the link to many criminal associates who provide information, but make things miserable for Rockford. Rocky is not only the elder Rockford's nickname, but describes the relationship between Rockford and police Detective Dennis Becker. (Joe Santos) I chuckle as Jim Rockford pushes the limit of the law to get results. Matthias Jones is a friend to his local police chief, George Strickland, and has a working relationship with the cops in Prince William. As Rockford and Becker clash, Jones and District Attorney Herbert Lane hate each other . Lane's assistant, the flashy Roland Chance, as well as grubby vice cop, Kip Bosco, constantly battle with Jones. Jones' continual source of ribbing and purveyor of a lackadaisical judgement is local lumber yard owner, Arnie Dewars. The campus security cop, Bucky Driscoll, enamored with his own power and ability, occludes any murder investigation. But Jones' link to the criminal world is Cocoa Stefani, owner of the snakepit, Club Max. Cocoa calls him " Jonesy " and helps him circumvent the usual legal channels. Within the context of murder and the characters is the boundaries established by the Fletcher family. Hamilton Fletcher (not Jessica) has wealth and influence and isn't afraid to use both to get his way. A mystery, especially with humor, requires a specific craft, spun within writing parameters, but appealing to those readers intrigued by murder and its solution. Laced with appropriate clues, a mystery's pace moves like a steady drum beat in a military parade, increasing and decreasing rhythm, exploding in murder, yet building again toward the just solution. And let's not forget the cast!
Jones Mysteries Supporting Cast
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Matthias Jones: |
Hamilton College's Athletic Director and Coach of three sports. Jones has been drawn into murder investigations since his arrival from Indiana. He lives in a white colonial with green shutters at the end of the Hamilton Common. |
| Nigel Kent: |
Dean and later President of Hamilton College. Well dressed and proper, Nigel is extremely cognizant of doing the right thing for the college and for the Fletcher family. |
| George Strickland: |
Close friend to Jones and Hamilton's police chief, Strickland and his wife live out on the bluff overlooking Hamilton Bay. |
| Father Jim Gallagher: |
Jones' parish priest at St. Bart's Church in Prince William. Gallagher has insight into Jones' murder investigations. |
| Cocoa Stefani: |
One of Prince William's nefarious hoodlums with underworld connections, a tempestuous disposition, and friend to Matthias Jones. Cocoa Stefani is one of St. Bart's biggest benefactors. |
| Lark Larsen: |
Beloved former Hamilton College Coach. Bumbling and scattered, Lark never won many victories on the field, but endeared himself with the people of Hamilton. Lark lives in an identical house, side by side, to Flo Nightingale, in back on town hall. |
| "Flo" Nightingale |
Lark's frail and ditzy girfriend of twenty-five years. |
| Arnie Dewars: |
One of the Dewars brothers, owners of the local lumber yard. Being loud and obnoxious are Arnie's trademark. He refers to Jones as: "Math-I-ias". |
| Hamilton Fletcher: |
Lofty town patriarch, Harvard graduate, with a lineage traced back to the Hall family fortune in Great Britain. Hamilton Fletcher controls and power and money in Hamilton. |
| Hamilton "Ham" Fletcher: |
Younger Fletcher who runs the day to day operation of the Fletcher Paint manufacturing facility in Prince William. |
| Tom McGill |
Owner of the local paper, The Enterprise, and usually injured when he is brought into a Jones' murder investigation. |
| Wendell Harris: |
Gawky deputy to George Strickland. |
| Frannie: |
Waitress at the Colonial House, Hamilton's restaurant, and admirer of Jones. |
| Sal: |
Owns a hamburger stand on Shore Road at the beach. |
| Travis Thayer: |
English professor and world known writer. |
| Bucky Driscoll: |
Bumbling klutz who works as Hamilton College's Campus Security. Bucky interferes and disrupts Jones' attempt to solve crimes. |
| Muriel Driscoll: |
Bucky's pretty sister and sometimes girlfriend of Jones. |
| District Attorney Herbert Lane: |
Jones' nemesis, who attempts to marginalize Jones' involvement in solving murders. |
| Roland Chance: |
Flashy sidekick to Herbert Lane and sharing his disgust of Jones. |
| Dom Pachecho: |
Prince William's police chief and friendly with Jones. |
| "Kip" Bosco: |
Disheveled vice detective who has no use for Jones. |
| Courtney Jefferson: |
Running his late father's business, Jefferson's Hardware, but the business is still in his mother's name. |
| Mrs. Jefferson: |
Courtney's nimble-framed, ornery, controlling mother who calls for him: "Court-ney!". |
| Woosey Williams |
Jones' loyal assistant coach. |
| Pudgy Wilson: |
Owns the gas station in the center of town. |
| Chuckie: |
Works as Pudgy's mechanic. |
| Muddy Jacobs: |
Keeper of the town landfill. |
| Mookie and Kookie Bisbane: |
Twins who own Twice as Nice Plumbing Service, reeking more trouble than service. |
| Leo Crowley |
Gopher for the Hamilton College teams. |
| Mrs. Johnson |
Nigel Kents' housekeeper. |
| Albert Fiore: |
Heads one of Boston's crime families. |
| Phillip Jones: |
Jones' brother who lives in California. |
| Chip Jones: |
Jones' nephew who helps in some investigations. |
Why would a science fiction writer write humorous mysteries? He couldn't help it.
Copyright c 2000 by Robert P. Fitton
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